I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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