love makes seman taste better
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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