More tranny stories later!
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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