So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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