I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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