Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Randomize
