do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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