she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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