nut hugger
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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