I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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