also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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