I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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