I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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