Are we in a gay sports bar?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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