WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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