I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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