who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
FUCK WHALES
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