i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
he laminated a picture of his dick.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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