How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize