just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
