So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
Randomize
