would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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