Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Randomize
