your thong is hanging out like whoa
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
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