Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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