Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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