Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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