At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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