Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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