i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
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