I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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