the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
