Dual....:-)
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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