She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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