I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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