dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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