it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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