thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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