I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
