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she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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