I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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