Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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