I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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