I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
My bed smells like the plague
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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