it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
