too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
send nudes
from the living room?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
