So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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