was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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