...so i touched it.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
either way he was missing a nipple.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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