let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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