i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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